the day after is always just damage control
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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