I must be too annoying 4 u.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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