i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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