so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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