It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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