Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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