That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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