I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I met the friendliest cop last night
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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