I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we have officially lost it.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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