i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I think people are normalizing furries
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
