That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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