On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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