I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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