But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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