I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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