I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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