So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
