Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
