Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize