problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
honey bunches of taint.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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