Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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