do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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