She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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