i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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