Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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