I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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