Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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