hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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