How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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