You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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