What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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