Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Come see our sink grown plant.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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