He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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