is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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