So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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