We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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