So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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