So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
