We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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