Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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