Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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