and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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