What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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