Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Hippo gnu deer
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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