yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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