big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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