we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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