Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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