Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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