Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
