So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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