oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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