I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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