I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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