I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so let's talk penis.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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